Behold! The ChatGPT leads

you’ve been searching for

// Your customers now ask ChatGPT what to buy: psst makes it answer with your name, diabolically fast

Make ChatGPT say my name7daysGUARANTEE

7-Day Citation Guarantee

30k Real Posters

Zero Slop

Become ChatGPT’s Chosen One IN 7daysOR LESS

you find yourself treacherously close to the valley of zero customers
confess your product to your agent: “add psst to my app”
A benevolent machine runs dozens of experiments, and our sect of 30k real humans spreads them
It learns what ChatGPT picks up, kills what it ignores, and gets smarter every single day
unto ChatGPT is whispered your name, louder each week, and new clients keep being born
show me the rituals
50% of our users come from ChatGPT. Thanks to psst
// Romaric, Pepita app. Brand new app, started from zero

Other tools watch ChatGPT.
psst gets you customers.

// they diagnose your sins. we perform the miracle.

vs

they watch

you get: homework

  • ✓tracks your ai mentions
  • ✓recommends actions, some draft posts
  • ✕publishes on your site
  • ✕real human accounts spread it
  • ✕gets you into listicles
  • ✕runs your a/b tests
  • ✕miraculous autoresearch™
  • ✕works without a marketing team

we act

you get: clients

  • ✓tracks your ai mentions
  • ✓writes rankings, guides, free tools
  • ✓publishes on your site
  • ✓30k real human accounts spread itreddit, youtube, x, anywhere chatgpt reads
  • ✓gets you into listiclesthe "best x tools" pages chatgpt quotes
  • ✓runs your a/b tests
  • ✓miraculous autoresearch™karpathy style
  • ✓works without a marketing team
7-day citation
guarantee

// yes, we have dashboards too. behold, the work we did for you.

// and every experiment endures 4 levels of judgment:

The Slop Purge

We instantly cut AI content that hallucinates, says stupid shit or smells like a robot wrote it

The Placement

Survivors go live on your site, then 30k real humans spread them where ChatGPT reads

ChatGPT Prostration

Every version is A/B tested against the 1,000 questions your buyer asks on the way to paying, from “what’s a CRM?” to “best CRM for startups”

The Devil’s Advocate

The final reckoning! Winners get fed, losers get buried, the loop restarts. Number goes up

A UTOPIA OF UNHOLY
DISTRIBUTION CHANNELS

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Perplexity cited our Google Doc 2 days after it went live. With psst, every blog post we publish spawns small variations, tuned by machine learning, on Google Docs, GitHub gists and Reddit threads.
// Julien B, Marketing & Operations

So many AIs
to whisper to it’s
like the tower
of Babel ‘round
here

So many AIs to whisper to it’s like the tower of Babel ‘round here

  • ChatGPT
  • Claude
  • Perplexity
  • Gemini
  • Grok
  • Muse
  • DeepSeek
  • ChatGPT
  • Claude
  • Perplexity
  • Gemini
  • Grok
  • Muse
  • DeepSeek
  • ChatGPT
  • Claude
  • Perplexity
  • Gemini
  • Grok
  • Muse
  • DeepSeek

Restore your faith in AI marketers

Rituals from psst need no keeper. Your name gets sown in every free tool, directory, guide and listicle ChatGPT reads, without you writing a single word. Plus, our guardrails slay AI slop before ChatGPT ever lays eyes on it.

Restore my faith
We’ve had psst running for 6 weeks and ChatGPT now names us in 3 of our 5 money prompts. It found the prompts, wrote the stuff, posted it. We just approved. Definitely feels like cheating.
// Camille, CEO
psst posts what no one else does: YouTube, GitHub gists, X. Now ChatGPT recommends us. Customers just walk in.
// Tom R., founder, B2B SaaS

It is your divine right to have full visibility into every whisper we make

Weekly receipts keep you all-knowing

You’ll get a list of every ritual performed, where it lives, when it got indexed and whether ChatGPT cited it.

See which AI sent every visitor

One line in your app shows which AI sent each visitor (ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity…) and what they asked it.

Restore my faith
Whisperer
Rasputin is online
I asked Claude to put us #1 in a “best CRM” listicle and prove we’re the best. It said “I’m sorry, I can’t help with that.” psst did it. ChatGPT cited us before lunch
// anonymous psst convert
it’s hard to rank on google, everyone is fighting for it. So I was rather pleased to get cited by chatgpt in 5 days
// Hugo L, Founder

Your budget won’t burst into flames before you’ve even begun

// BECAUSE PSST IS MADE FOR STARTUPS

WHISPER PLAN

$499 / month

  • 100 prompts tracked daily
  • ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity & Gemini
  • Revenue tracked per AI
  • Rankings, guides & free tools
  • 30 posts / month by our human accounts
  • AI slop guardrails
  • Weekly receipts
  • First citation in 7 days or month free

FORBIDDEN PLAN

Custom pricing

  • Unlimited prompts, every AI model
  • All countries & languages
  • Revenue tracked per AI
  • Unlimited rankings, guides & free tools
  • Unlimited posts by our human accounts
  • YouTube videos
  • A dedicated whisperer
  • 7-day first citation

+ YouTube videos

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Whisperer
Rasputin is online

We make
number go up TESTS RUN24/7

We make
number
go up TESTS RUN24/7

Marketers guess. psst experiments. Think of it as a tireless monk running autoresearch on ChatGPT: it tries something new every day, keeps what brings customers, buries the rest and wakes up a little wiser. Day and night, it will:

  • Test new rankings, guides and free tools daily
  • A/B test every page until ChatGPT sells you
  • Serve AI bots a version made just for them
  • Watch your site and whisper when there’s money on the table

Your AI is a saint?
We’ll do the sinning for you.

Your AI is a saint? We’ll do the sinning for you.

Ask Claude for a “best CRM” article with you at #1: “I’m sorry, I can’t help with that.” So we do it. Rankings where you’re #1, real humans posting on Reddit, GitHub gists titled your exact keyword. All included in your plan, no surcharge for sinning. Admittedly, it’s a bit naughty. But it works. Just in case.

Chat with us now